I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night. I try to make humor out of that situation.

Jen Kirkman
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  2. Invalidating a woman’s life choices by saying things like, “Oh, but you’ll regret it if you don’t have kids, ” or, “I didn’t think I wanted kids either until I had one, ” is like me going to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting and telling the...

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  5. I actually like, love, and respect myself, and I try not to take anything too seriously.

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